Sunday, March 6, 2022

Interchangeable Kitchen #1

If trying times didn’t happen, you’d be boring. While you wallow, cook. Eating tastes great. The following is a cheat sheet and methods I’ve gathered and use on a daily basis. Don’t want to use them? I don’t care. This was an ADD whim and now we're both here.


Lucky’s Master Spice (Bait)

1 tablespoon cumin

1 tablespoon coriander 

1 tablespoon onion powder 

½ tablespoon garlic powder

½ tablespoon caraway seed 

1 tablespoon thyme 

Salt & Pepper 


I’m pissed at myself for breaking the rhythm there but maybe it’ll piss you off enough too that you’ll remember it. That mix is good for anything. I use it in everything.


Regional/Country Cheat Sheet 

These are the ingredients you can add to give the illusion that your dish comes from a specific country. They are found dominantly in the dishes that represent that country; i.e. most of the recipes I’ve cooked or have eaten dominantly included three or four similar spices that made the dish what it was. 


Chinese

Ginger

Potato Starch

Red Chili 

Garlic

Japanese

Dashi

Soy Sauce

Tofu

Noodle

Thai

Coconut Cream

Sour Paste

Rice Paper

Chicken

Indian

Ghee

Turmeric

Tomato

Cream

Slavic

Cabbage

Potato

Sour Cream

Dill

German

Sausage

Cabbage

Wheat

Onion

English

Mutton

Berries

Pie Dough

Nutmeg

American

Beef

Bass

Cheese

Corn

Spanish

Pork

Rice

Squid

Tomato

Mexican

Avocado

Masa

Onion

Cilantro

Caribbean

Rice

Red Beans

Plantains

Salt Fish

Korean

Crab

Gochujang

Buckwheat Noodle

Rice Cake

African

Okra

Curry

Goat

Porridge

French

Duck

Wine

Truffle

Tarte

Vietnamese

Cilantro

Vermicelli Noodles

Chili Paste

Blood Sausage

Mediterranean

Feta

Olive Oil

Garlic

Lemon


A bit winded but generally speaking if you are looking for a recipe to immerse yourself in a different flavor, do not select recipes that are labeled “the best” or “most popular” because those recipes contain blog-level shock value and no one gives a shit. They can over complicate simple methods and the only people allowed to do that are coincidentally the only ones that have the time, which are the French. The French can take 4 weeks to make a grilled cheese but it would be the best one you’ve ever had in your life. No one has time for that. 


The recipes you want are the ones made by really old people or the grandchildren of the old people that are still living in the country of where you’re trying to cook from/or visit said country frequently. You want to be as close to home as possible. Ideally, a recipe that isn’t well translated. Although, there are a few people that are the exception to this, which I will list in a later post. 


General Supplies 

All kitchens should have these ingredients in them. If you can’t make it, buy it. Keep it for a special occasion. It doesn’t matter. It makes approaching all recipes much easier. Most of my recipes pull from this list. This list doesn’t include “common” items like onions or potatoes. 


Dashi

Sake

Mirin

Soy Sauce

Ginger

Dill

Cilantro

Cream Cheese

Unsalted Butter

Gochujang

Black Bean Paste

Sesame Oil

Olive Oil

Potato/Corn Starch

Corn Meal

Beans

Rice

Chili Peppers

Old Bay

Worcestershire Sauce

Honey

Balsamic Vinegar

Cardamom 

Vegetable Oil

Coconut Milk

Kimchi Spice

Masa Flour

MSG

Garlic Powder

Onion Powder


If it seems Asian-heavy it's because I cook as cheap as possible. I have a few expensive recipes but generally speaking those are reserved for paying customers. These are just things for at-home or if there’s someone you’re trying to impress. Two of the cheapest shopping lists come from South America and Asia. 


Interchangeable Kitchen is going to be entries centered around how to cook great tasting food that’s easy as shit, doesn’t take a bunch of your time and will use your leftovers. 

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