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Saturday, December 31, 2022
Impulse: Bookshelf
Monday, March 7, 2022
Interchangeable Kitchen #2 CORN CHOWDER
Today I was gifted a random assortment of shit and my first instinct was to make soup. It's actually a common issue, making soup on instinct, but the truth is I didn't want to go through the process of making flan.
So let's make some soup.
Leeks | Corn | Red Pepper | Tomatillo | Pork Chops | Vegetable Broth |
Yellow Onion | Worcestershire Sauce | Chili Powder | Smoked Paprika | Thyme | Garlic Powder |
Onion Powder | Parsley | Unsalted Butter | Lime Juice | Cumin | Coriander |
Salt & Pepper | Heavy Cream | Flour | Egg | Bread Crumbs | Mayo |
Sunday, March 6, 2022
Interchangeable Kitchen #1
If trying times didn’t happen, you’d be boring. While you wallow, cook. Eating tastes great. The following is a cheat sheet and methods I’ve gathered and use on a daily basis. Don’t want to use them? I don’t care. This was an ADD whim and now we're both here.
Lucky’s Master Spice (Bait)
1 tablespoon cumin
1 tablespoon coriander
1 tablespoon onion powder
½ tablespoon garlic powder
½ tablespoon caraway seed
1 tablespoon thyme
Salt & Pepper
I’m pissed at myself for breaking the rhythm there but maybe it’ll piss you off enough too that you’ll remember it. That mix is good for anything. I use it in everything.
Regional/Country Cheat Sheet
These are the ingredients you can add to give the illusion that your dish comes from a specific country. They are found dominantly in the dishes that represent that country; i.e. most of the recipes I’ve cooked or have eaten dominantly included three or four similar spices that made the dish what it was.
Chinese | Ginger | Potato Starch | Red Chili | Garlic |
Japanese | Dashi | Soy Sauce | Tofu | Noodle |
Thai | Coconut Cream | Sour Paste | Rice Paper | Chicken |
Indian | Ghee | Turmeric | Tomato | Cream |
Slavic | Cabbage | Potato | Sour Cream | Dill |
German | Sausage | Cabbage | Wheat | Onion |
English | Mutton | Berries | Pie Dough | Nutmeg |
American | Beef | Bass | Cheese | Corn |
Spanish | Pork | Rice | Squid | Tomato |
Mexican | Avocado | Masa | Onion | Cilantro |
Caribbean | Rice | Red Beans | Plantains | Salt Fish |
Korean | Crab | Gochujang | Buckwheat Noodle | Rice Cake |
African | Okra | Curry | Goat | Porridge |
French | Duck | Wine | Truffle | Tarte |
Vietnamese | Cilantro | Vermicelli Noodles | Chili Paste | Blood Sausage |
Mediterranean | Feta | Olive Oil | Garlic | Lemon |
A bit winded but generally speaking if you are looking for a recipe to immerse yourself in a different flavor, do not select recipes that are labeled “the best” or “most popular” because those recipes contain blog-level shock value and no one gives a shit. They can over complicate simple methods and the only people allowed to do that are coincidentally the only ones that have the time, which are the French. The French can take 4 weeks to make a grilled cheese but it would be the best one you’ve ever had in your life. No one has time for that.
The recipes you want are the ones made by really old people or the grandchildren of the old people that are still living in the country of where you’re trying to cook from/or visit said country frequently. You want to be as close to home as possible. Ideally, a recipe that isn’t well translated. Although, there are a few people that are the exception to this, which I will list in a later post.
General Supplies
All kitchens should have these ingredients in them. If you can’t make it, buy it. Keep it for a special occasion. It doesn’t matter. It makes approaching all recipes much easier. Most of my recipes pull from this list. This list doesn’t include “common” items like onions or potatoes.
Dashi | Sake | Mirin | Soy Sauce | Ginger |
Dill | Cilantro | Cream Cheese | Unsalted Butter | Gochujang |
Black Bean Paste | Sesame Oil | Olive Oil | Potato/Corn Starch | Corn Meal |
Beans | Rice | Chili Peppers | Old Bay | Worcestershire Sauce |
Honey | Balsamic Vinegar | Cardamom | Vegetable Oil | Coconut Milk |
Kimchi Spice | Masa Flour | MSG | Garlic Powder | Onion Powder |
If it seems Asian-heavy it's because I cook as cheap as possible. I have a few expensive recipes but generally speaking those are reserved for paying customers. These are just things for at-home or if there’s someone you’re trying to impress. Two of the cheapest shopping lists come from South America and Asia.
Interchangeable Kitchen is going to be entries centered around how to cook great tasting food that’s easy as shit, doesn’t take a bunch of your time and will use your leftovers.